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A younger me was obviously guilty of using the expression “I thought” as the precursor to an excuse for some misdemeanour or other. In reply I was informed “ You know what thought did – Thought thought his arm was out of bed so he got out to tuck it in again.” All this time I have thought thought to be stupid but now I realise he was suffering from Anno Dominitis. Most of us have experienced some of the lesser forms such as “stop, turn the car round, I think I have left the gas on” or going back to check the already fully secured door.
Recently I identified the true full condition of Anno Dominitis. Walking up the garden I realised that I had not cleared all of the brambles I had pruned. I went back to the shed to get my gloves, unlocked the door picked up the gloves, relocked the door and went up to the brambles only to find that I had put the gloves away again before re-locking the door! I then suddenly realised that it was abnormal to keep the car keys in the fridge and as for taking the milk into the toilet when it was intended to go into the fridge!! Yep I am definitely suffering with Anno Dominitis.
I am now studying this condition as no one seems to know how it is transmitted nor how it is caught. Is it contagious? Is it in the genes? No one seems to know so if you have experienced any odd happenings recently relate them here and Dr.Roy NCH rtd. Will analyse and prescribe if it is curable but you should be warned, so far Anno Dominitis has proved to be inconsistent and strikes when least expected.
Most of you will have had a friend who suffers, tell us
your the friend’s experiences, Dr Roy will advise.